Born to be Happy

I was born to be happy.

Mother must have dropped me on me head .

I think it could have been once or twice, me loving husband says.

I see the good in everyone,

That's got me in some fixes.

They've gone to jail, they've stolen me mail.

And my mate Gavin always says,

That snitches get stitches!

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